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I had to share it again. Such a smart Haircut on this Security Guard – Humor

 

Years ago I saw these pictures and the story of a Garage in New Mexico that had been robbed a few times. These clever people came up with a solution that even made “the would be Thieves” call the police.

The owners of the Garage put out the word that they bought a Guard Lion, a Mexican Guard Lion (I guess that is why it looks different) for security in their garage. Reportedly they also got the word out that this Lion would attack anyone that broke into the business or climbed the fence.

When the Police came to the business, with the report of a dangerous Guard Lion on Duty, this is what they found:

Guard Lion picture of a dog with a haircut made to look like a lion view 1
RAWR!
Guard Lion picture of a dog with a haircut made to look like a lion view 2 you can see the dogs face
Rawr…. oops, ummm…. BOW-WOW, WOOF!

This was just too tempting and I had to post this today… I know I posted these pictures before, ages ago on an old blog of mine, but most of you probably have not seen it. 🙂

Have yourself a Great Hump Day!

Welcome to Honestly Mariah Grand Opening Month & Redirect from the old blog

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Welcome everyone! Today (March 1, 2013)  is the official Grand Opening Month of Honestly Mariah and the Redirect from the old blog, Joan and Mariah’s reviews. Please if you came from the old blog (that is now officially closed), you need the new URL to bookmark so please Click Here (or copy and paste this URL http://www.honestlymariah.com to the top of your browser) so you are on the new URL and then bookmark the website.

I am so excited for our Grand Opening here, I have some fantastic reviews and giveaways coming up this month as some wonderful old and new sponsors have joined me in this Grand Opening Month Celebration.

I spent yesterday in the ER with a fever and bad pain in my tummy, I am still sick, but gladly I am home. I am going to try and get a review up later today if I can manage to get my brain to work well over strong doses of pain meds. lol

Anyhow, please be patient as I make some changes here to make it easier to navigate to the giveaways and certain topics, I am searching for plugins to assist me with this task.

While you are here, please do join my Google Circles, Facebook, Twitter and more, all listed in the sidebar and don’t forget, please replace the Joan and Mariah’s Reviews Blog Button with the new one as well. Thank you!

I am looking so forward to all the fun we will have here with the new blog! And seeing both old and new faces here… I look forward to getting to know you all.

Now… an important note: Please Don’t Swallow your Bubble Gum, Folks! Your Mother was right (isn’t she always?), but she may not have warned you about what happens when you swallow that bubble gum, especially if you are working out and had some cabbage or beans to eat. Please follow this word of advice and just DONT DO IT! (See the picture below if you don’t believe me, it’s proof plus of what can happen).

80's style workout on the balls, looks like they swallowed their bubble gum
Your Mother was right, this is what happens when you swallow your bubble gum!

Love and hugs,

Mariah

 

Colgate Ads? True or Not, these are Great! – A Laugh

I received this in my email and just had to share…

I had to keep the pictures huge, so if you have a slow connection be prepared for 3 big pictures to load. I know it may hurt my SEO, but this is too good to lose the detail too much on these pictures. lol

Colgate created a very ingenious advertising campaign to promote their dental floss, but before I explain to you the main detail of these images, I will let you appreciate them quietly~

Colgate Ad for Floss. So smart, stuff in teeth #1Colgate Ad for Floss. So smart, stuff in teeth #2Colgate Ad for Floss. So smart, stuff in teeth #3

 

Alright, now that you had time to quietly observe the images, in the first one you will now notice that she has one finger too many in her hand, in the second one a phantom arm is floating there, and in the third one the man has only one ear…

The campaign attained its purpose, because it proved that food remains on your teeth draw more attention than any physical defect…

I DIDN’T SEE THEM EITHER!!!

But I did see the food remains….

Really, I pride myself in being pretty good at being an observant Artist (something my Mother taught her art classes to be…and as a child I took part in one class on observation so I learned that at an early age…or so I thought), yet I too just stared at the food in the teeth and didn’t observe the other parts of the picture.

Please leave me a note and let me know if you did like I did and just focused on the junk in the teeth? I’d love to hear from you. 🙂